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"Someone has to do something, and it's just incredibly pathetic that it has to be us."
Jerry Garcia of the Grateful Dead

"What I'm looking for is a blessing that's not in disguise."
Kitty O'Neill Collins

"Speak the truth, but leave immediately after."
Slovenian Proverb

"Happiness is good health and a bad memory."
Ingrid Bergman

"Men are taught to apologize for their weaknesses, women for their strengths."
Lois Wyse, American advertising executive

"A man has to be Joe McCarthy to be called ruthless. All a woman has to do is put you on hold."
Marlo Thomas, actress

"The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat."
Lily Tomlin, comedienne

"When a man gets up to speak, people listen, then look. When a woman gets up, people look, then, If they like what they see, they listen."
Pauline Frederick, news correspondent

"Woman's discontent increases in exact proportion to her development."
Elizabeth Cady Stanton, suffragette

"The thing women have got to learn is that nobody gives you power. You just take it."
Roseanne Barr, actress

"It is better to die on your feet than to live on you knees."
Dolores Ibarruri, Spanish communist

"It is sad to grow old but nice to ripen."
Brigitte Bardot, actress

"Luck is a matter of preparation meeting opportunity."
Oprah Winfrey

"If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?"
Lily Tomlin, comedienne

"Most people, sometime in their lives, stumble across truth.And most jump up, brush themselves off, and hurry onabout their business as if nothing had happened."
Sir Winston Churchill